The Cult of Copy Training Vault

[Dear Copy Cultists, from GentleNoobs to Semi-started Freelancers Who Are Sick of the Bullshit – Let Me Upgrade Your Entire Life]

Listen, y'all. This is the OFFICIAL permanent description post for the Cult of Copy’s paid training membership site called “THE VAULT”…

But first, lemme rap at you a little.

There are a bunch of copy gurus out there. They have a whole list of asses which noobs are recommended to kiss. Boring books to read. Obsolete letters to hand copy. Events to attend. Newsletters to read. Etc.

And hey, that is all well and good if you want to be a FAN of the “industry” or whatever.

But if you want to SELL SHIT.
If you want to MAKE MONEY writing copy.
If you want to MAKE MONEY for your clients by cranking out effective copy on deadline every time.
If you want to MAKE MONEY for yourself besides client work, using your same copy knowledge and skill.

And you DON'T want to spend a single second of unnecessary time kissing old asses or learning the way some long dead guy taught it back in the 70s when you had to lick a shitload of envelopes and collect checks in the mail…

…I'm your huckleberry.

I've done it. I've made tens of millions for my clients. My students have, too. And here's the best part. I'm lazy as shit, so the way I do EVERYTHING is guaranteed to be the fastest, simplest, YET HIGHLY EFFICIENT AND EFFECTIVE way of doing things.


I want people. People who are ready to get better, faster, more reliable at writing every kind of copy they could possible want to write.

Because the Cult of Copy Training Vault is now PERMANENTLY OPEN.

Let me back up. Over the course of the life of this group since I started it in 2012, I’ve done tons of peer-to-peer, no bullshit trainings on writing copy and working as a writer. These were all live webinars. Which I recorded. And people used to be able to buy them individually…

But trust me, the Vault is a WAY WAY better deal than buying any of the Cult of Copy courses one by one. Why? The Vault includes them ALL. All of them. Streaming. Watch them from anywhere. Download all the templates. Watch all the training videos.

All for one low monthly (or annual) price.

Now this is getting to salesly for me, so let me just make a list…


Includes full, proven templates and video training for quickly creating:
– Long form sales letters…
– Email sequences for promotional lists, everyday content lists, and weekly recurring launches (3 separate trainings)…
– Sales video scripts…
– Webinar promotion sequences…
– Ecommerce product descriptions…
– Stealth presale content creation…
– Simple evergreen funnels…

Also includes templates and business models for:
– simple “micro-membership” subscriptions…
– Creating your own training products like the ones I make and sell…
– Creating and running your own profitable community groups like mine…
– Selling copy critique services as well as getting set up as a high-end copywriter for high-ticket products…

There's also a bunch of stuff I'm forgetting. Trainings on “mastery” to position yourself as a guru. Trainings on making a simple five year plan to set yourself up in this industry for life. A ton of story-based templates you can use to sell yourself or your clients.

And more. If I make new stuff, it goes in the vault, and you get it.


This part is NEW.

Every Vault member can get private, one on one coaching from me, each month. How much? Like, until it’s too much? I’d love for it to be like a “one pressing question per month” thing so I don’t feel abused, but I’m gonna leave it open. Because someone might need BIG HELP one month, and only a little some later month. The way it works is there is a special email for members that you can use to contact me. Then if we need to get on messenger or zoom from there, we will.

Look, I want the Vault to be valuable to you. I want it to become my main way I take care of my customers. So part of that is my personal time. I want you to make it. I want you to level up. I want you to have fun and make it look fun, too. If you need help, I’m here.


Just a small monthly fee. Less than the cost I used to sell single course for. Those used to be $200-250 for JUST ONE of the individual courses.

How small is the fee for one month of the Vault? Where you get 100% streaming access to every single course and tool the Cult of Copy has ever offered, and ever will offer, to watch as much and as often as you need to, no throttling or drip-out bullshit?

Right now, for Cult members it’s only $99 a month.


Yep. I used to only open the Vault once or twice per quarter, but guess what. This ain’t no PLF or Mass Control sorta “launch and launch again” thing. It’s here when you need it…

And if you are writing copy for yourself or clients, and building your own freelance or info-product business, you can definitely use it, long-term. Again and again, even.

Here is the $99 monthly subscription option:

Here is the $990 annual subscription option, which gives you two months for free each year:


Look above. This is what I do for a living. This group, those trainings, that membership site. That’s it. OK that and sometimes I consult or critique copy. But same skill set. The skill set that is documented and set up for you to imitate inside the Vault.

Does that sound like a good business to you? It is for me.

Guess how I did it. By using the stuff in these trainings. I learned it, I did it, then I teach it to you.

Do you want your own little business “empire” where you can do whatever you feel like and make money on your own terms, with your own brains and skill, and build an army of happy fans who appreciate what you do and reward you handsomely?

I mean, who doesn't? It's great. I love it. You will too. I can show you exactly how I did it, and you get the exact tools I used to make it happen.

But, you have to get this now. And do it soon. Because blah blah. Limited time. Save money.

Save your life. Time is wasting. There is no faster way to build an audience, create products to sell them, learn copy, create copy, sell copy services to others (if you want), and just really kick off your real internet business, and finance the free time and lifestyle you want. Like me!

Hell, if you act fast and get to work (not a lot, just a little) you could be on your way to your own Cult by Christmas. Or, at a minimum, just fast at cranking out all types of copy for top dollar and making easy money selling stuff for you and your pals.

Here is the $99 monthly subscription option:

Here is the $990 annual subscription option, which gives you two months for free each year:

Cool? Cool.

Love you all. Thanks for reading!

P.S. In summary – Every Cult copy template in the Toolkit, all my advanced mindset and business model trainings, monthly one on one coaching from me personally, and lock it in at the lowest rate it will ever be? If you follow me, and this isn’t for you, all I ask is that you message me and tell me why not. Okay?

Because this is the best offer I will ever make.

Thanks again. :*

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