“If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.” – Rob Corddry, Born Feb.4, 1971.
This is a simple power. But it's strong.
However, I won't explain it to you.
So don't ask.
I can't. I'm not allowed to.
Don't beg. It's unbecoming.
It's a secret – A powerful secret that many people would die to know. Others still would kill to keep it.
Really, it's for our own protection that I DON'T tell you.
I couldn't. I shouldn't. Should I? I might…
It might be too dangerous to share.
It might be too…
I think I just accidentally explained it.
Fuck. Don't tell anyone, ok?
Keep it between us. Promise?
I SAID PROMISE ME, GODDAMNIT!
No one else can know. So make sure y'all keep it tight.
Wizards only, fools!