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I’ll Never Ever Tell How This Trick is Done

February 4, 2021 Colin Theriot 2 Comments

“If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.” – Rob Corddry, Born Feb.4, 1971.

Rob Cordry

Rob Cordry

This is a simple power. But it's strong.

Instant.
Easy.
Irresistible.

However, I won't explain it to you.

So don't ask.

I can't. I'm not allowed to.

Don't beg. It's unbecoming.

It's a secret – A powerful secret that many people would die to know. Others still would kill to keep it.

Really, it's for our own protection that I DON'T tell you.

I couldn't. I shouldn't. Should I? I might…

It might be too dangerous to share.

It might be too…

Oh shit.

I think I just accidentally explained it.

Fuck. Don't tell anyone, ok?

Keep it between us. Promise?

I SAID PROMISE ME, GODDAMNIT!

No one else can know. So make sure y'all keep it tight.

Wizards only, fools!

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Comments

  1. Isabel says

    March 27, 2020 at 7:27 am

    Genius!

    Just found your website after listening to your appearance in the Copywriter Club Podcast.

    This is my Bible now.

    Also, you had me at "Don’t" when I handed over my email address.

    Reply
    • Colin Theriot says

      March 27, 2020 at 10:56 am

      Thanks! Glad you like it. 🙂

      Reply

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