“If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.” – Rob Corddry, Born Feb.4, 1971.

This is a simple power. But it's strong.

Instant.
Easy.
Irresistible.

However, I won't explain it to you.

So don't ask.

I can't. I'm not allowed to.

Don't beg. It's unbecoming.

It's a secret – A powerful secret that many people would die to know. Others still would kill to keep it.

Really, it's for our own protection that I DON'T tell you.

I couldn't. I shouldn't. Should I? I might…

It might be too dangerous to share.

It might be too…

Oh shit.

I think I just accidentally explained it.

Fuck. Don't tell anyone, ok?

Keep it between us. Promise?

I SAID PROMISE ME, GODDAMNIT!

No one else can know. So make sure y'all keep it tight.

Wizards only, fools!